imagine how pissed bucky got when he learned that steve jumped on a grenade in training camp
#Peggy tells the story with the utmost fondness#Bucky goes really still#and then sLOWLY turns to LOOK at Steve#who very pointedly is looking straight ahead#slowly starting to sweat as Bucky’s tries to glare a hole stRAIGHT THROUGH HIS THICK GODDAMN SKULL
ok but why does the winter soldier’s metal arm have such big muscles?? i get that it matches his other arm now but can you imagine bucky as an old man with a skinny flesh arm and then BOOM his metal arm still has these big guns that can lift a car and it has a faded vintage tattoo on it and don’t mess with him because he’S GONNA FUCK UP THOSE KIDS WHO ARE ON HIS LAWN GET OFF YOU FUCKING PUNKS I WAS AN ASSASSIN DON’T TOUCH MY PETUNIAS
I love how MCU Bucky is this ultimate fantasy boyfriend. He’s strong and sensitive and kind and committed, but he could sex you up like an animal and he would kill anyone who tried to hurt you. Yet at the same time, you just want to care for him like a pet and brush his silky hair and massage cocoa butter all over his very attractive body until he falls contentedly asleep.
Thank you, Marvel. Thank you Sebastian.