What time is it, my boy?
What the hell does it matter to you what time it is? Unless hours were glasses of wine, minutes were chickens, clocks were whores’ tongues, sundials were whorehouse signs and the sun itself were a hot woman in a flame-coloured dress, I don’t see any reason why you would need to know the time.
And for those who don’t speak Shakespearian…
Falstaff: what time is it?
Hal: HAHAHA YOU FAT OLD ALCOHOLIC MANWHORE WHY THE FUCK D’YOU WANT TO KNOW? AHAHAHA
“If we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we’ll avenge it.”
I love these, four princesses from home
This has been posted on tumblr a few times already, but the artist has finished the set and I thought I’d post the complete gallery, because I am so in love with this concept and get so excited when people combine history with art. (I’ve inserted the locations and dates Shoomlah narrowed for each princess just for funsies.)
Historically Accurate Disney Princesses! by Shoomlah
and because I didn’t have room to include her, here’s Cinderella.
Time lapse images of Earth at night taken from the International Space Station.
god this planet is fucking beautiful
always reblog forever.
Holy crap the last one, you can really see the Great Wall from space!
Earth is so beautiful omg.
woah the lightning storm in the second last panel is amazing
Fucking amazing and so pretty :3